Tom Wopat On CMT
| Time | Show | Description |
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| Mon, Feb. 13 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - The Ransom of Hazzard County | Boss (SORRELL BOOKE) promotes Enos (SONNY SHROYER) because he's too honest, then hires a crooked deputy (MICHAEL ALLDREDGE)
to help him run his many illegal operations in Hazzard County. But can he trust his new deputy? Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Mon, Feb. 13 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - The Fortune Tellers | A fortune teller (LESLIE EASTERBROOK) and her assistant (TOMMY MADDEN) come to Hazzard, and after they steal a bag of cash
from the Boar's Nest, Daisy's (CATHERINE BACH) future looks bleak. Featured Artists: Tom Wopat, John Schneider, Waylon Jennings |
| Tue, Feb. 14 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Cooter's Confession | When Cooter (BEN JONES) confesses to a crime he did not commit, the Dukes, knowing he is innocent, go after the real culprits. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Tue, Feb. 14 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Happy Birthday, General Lee | On the eighth "birthday" of the General Lee, the Dukes recall the road race and surrounding events which brought it into existence. Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Wed, Feb. 15 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Welcome, Waylon Jennings | An eagerly awaited visit from their old pal Waylon Jennings (HIMSELF) holds some tense moments for Bo (JOHN SCHNEIDER) and
Luke (TOM WOPAT) when his mobile country music memorabilia museum is hijacked and the Dukes are framed for the heist. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Wed, Feb. 15 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Duke | Luke (TOM WOPAT) turns on his family and friends after accidentally consuming a mind-altering chemical. Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Thu, Feb. 16 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Robot P. Coltrane | Rosco (JAMES BEST) is fired and replaced with a robot purchased by Boss Hogg (SORRELL BOOKE) from a pair of thieves who plan
to use the new electronic sheriff to help them rob the Hazzard Bank of $300,000. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Fri, Feb. 17 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - No More Mr. Nice Guy | Daisy Duke (CATHERINE BACH) wins first prize in a department store contest but discovers her "prizes" are stolen goods which
will put all the Dukes in jail if Boss' (SORRELL BOOKE) plot succeeds. Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Fri, Feb. 17 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - The Dukes in Hollywood | Bo (JOHN SCHNEIDER) and Luke (TOM WOPAT) are given parts in a movie and an invitation to Hollywood after their heroics save
the life of the film's star (BARRY VAN DYKE), who seems to be targeted for "accidents." Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Mon, Feb. 20 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Cool Hands, Luke & Bo | A smoldering feud between the two power-hungry bosses of Hazzard and Osage counties puts the Duke boys (JOHN SCHNEIDER and
TOM WOPAT) in a chain-gang prison, but the shackles have not yet been invented that can hold them. Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Mon, Feb. 20 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Go West, Young Dukes | The diary of Uncle Jesse's great-grandmother (DORIS DOWLING) provides a clue to the high-pressure land transfer that now prompts
Boss Hogg (SORRELL BOOKE) to evict the Dukes from "his" property. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Tue, Feb. 21 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Cale Yarborough Comes to Hazzard | A celebrated auto racing champion drives into Hazzard County to cheer up a very sick young boy and helps the Dukes solve a
$100,000 bank robbery. Featured Artists: Tom Wopat, John Schneider, Waylon Jennings |
| Tue, Feb. 21 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Danger on the Hazzard Express | The Dukes try to thwart the hijacking of a precious freight car cargo and discover that their most fearsome foe is their own
car, the General Lee, in a driverless attack against their lives. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Wed, Feb. 22 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Sittin' Dukes | A pair of convicts--one of whom was put in the brig by Luke (TOM WOPAT) when they were in the Marines' together--endanger
the entire Duke family in their attempt to flee across the state line. Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Wed, Feb. 22 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Sky Bandits Over Hazzard | When skyjackers intercept three armored trucks hauling millions and literally make the vehicles disappear into thin air, the
Dukes of Hazzard have to go airborne to solve the mystery. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Thu, Feb. 23 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - The Haunting of J.D. Hogg | Boss Hogg (SORRELL BOOKE) conspires with a corrupt lawyer (JASON EVERS) to destroy his Uncle Silas' second will which transfers
executorship--and control of $100,000 intended for charity--away from him to Jesse Duke (DENVER PYLE). Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Thu, Feb. 23 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - When You Wish Upon a Hogg | Boss Hogg's treacherous nephew Hughie (JEFF ALTMAN) uses a fake Aladdin's lamp and a phony genie (KITTY MOFFAT) in an elaborate
scam to take control of Hazzard and his uncle's entire fortune. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Fri, Feb. 24 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Strange Visitor to Hazzard | When a creature from outer space visits Hazzard County, Bo (JOHN SCHNEIDER) and Luke (TOM WOPAT) try to protect the friendly
alien from Boss Hogg (SORRELL BOOKE) who wants to exploit this once in a lifetime opportunity. Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Fri, Feb. 24 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Enos and Daisy's Wedding | After believing she sees Enos Strate (SONNY SHROYER) rob the Hazzard County bank, Daisy (CATHERINE BACH) proposes marriage
to Enos so she will not have to testify against him. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Mon, Feb. 27 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Opening Night at the Boar's Nest | Boss Hogg (SORRELL BOOKE) is kidnapped during Rosco's (JAMES BEST) magic act at Lulu's (PEGGY REA) charity talent show and
held for a million-dollar ransom. Featured Artists: John Schneider, Tom Wopat, Waylon Jennings |
| Mon, Feb. 27 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - One Armed Bandits | Things are a little different here in Hazzard County!
The Hazzard County sheriff's car races through the early morning stillness as a souped-up racing stock car decorated with
Confederate blue and gray and aptly emblazoned with the moniker "General Lee" chases behind it in hot pursuit. Bo Duke (John
Schneider) is at the wheel of "The General" while his cousin, Luke Duke (Tom Wopat) urges him on from the passenger seat.
After crashing through barricades and upsetting a neat row of mailboxes, the two cars come to a halt. Good buddy Cooter (Ben
Jones) comes out of the sheriff's car grinning from ear-to-ear. The sheriff impounded his car, so Cooter thought it only
fair that he borrow the sheriff's! Bo, peeking into the car, spots a slot machine perched neatly on the back seat.
Sheriff Rosco Coltane (James Best), with his car safely back in his possession, discusses his re-election bid with county
Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke). There's an "Honest" John Ledbetter running against the sheriff and the trouble is that "Honest"
John is so crooked he can't be bribed. If the sheriff and the boss want to continue running the county, they must win the
election. So Rosco and the Boss are bringing in slot machines. Ever since a bond election left most of Rosco's pension a
fading memory, he became the best lawman money could buy. He received part of the illegal profits from moonshine and contraband
and needs to stay in office to continue receiving the money. With a 20 percent cut off the top on gambling, Rosco gets a
nice contribution to his campaign fund.
Luke and Bo are having breakfast with their Uncle Jesse (Denver Pyle), a retired moonshiner, when Jill Dodson (Tisch Rate),
a contemporary of Luke and Bo's, stops by to pick up Jesse's contribution to the orphanage that she runs. Bo reminds Jill
of the crush she once had on him. "Isn't it funny how our taste changes when we mature," she says playfully.
At The Boar's Nest, he finest saloon in Hazzard, Bo and Luke meet their cousin Daisy (Catherine Bach), who is a waitress there.
One of the Moss Brothers (Dennis Haskins) makes a crude but belligerent play for Daisy. Luke goes to intervene, but Daisy
is already swinging a mug of beer at Moss. When Luke steps in, he gets the beer on his head while Moss roars with laughter.
Daisy quiets him, hitting him with an entire pitcher. A little later, Daisy explains that Moss was bragging to her about
unloading a bunch of slot machines off a fertilizer truck. It only takes a second for Bo and Luke to connect the truck, the
slots and Sheriff Rosco.
The boys and some friends stake out all the roads leading in and out of town. Armed with their CBs and Daisy, clad in a white
bikini, white vinyl boots and sunglasses, they set out to capture some slot machines. Cooter hits the CB, "Turkey coming
right down my alley." The other cars race into position and deposit Daisy along the side of the road. The truck stops at
the sight of the scantily clad damsel, and the Dukes have themselves a truckload of slot machines.
Jesse, a reformed moonshiner, disapproves of gambling and does not want his family associated with slot machines -- until
Luke suggests giving all the profits to the orphanage.
When the slot machines disappear, Rosco goes berserk. The gambling laws have never been so well enforced. He and his troops
go to every bar and road house and practically turned over rocks to find those slot machines, but they are having no luck
at all since Bo and Luke ignored the bars. Instead, they visited all the civic and fraternal clubs and took 30 percent of
the money for the orphanage. So the Ladies Auxiliary, the Hunting Club, the Knights of Columbus and even the Klu Klux Klan
took the machines to help them raise money.
Needless to say, Boss Hogg was not pleased with Sheriff Rosco's predicament. Bo drives out to Jill's orphanage with two sacks
of quarters, the first "profits" from the machines. Jill thinks it's some kind of joke and blasts Bo for playing games with
her. Boss Hogg wants her land to build a shopping center, and she wants to do everything in her power to stop him and save
the house. Bo finally wins over her trust. Jill winds up with the money, and Bo steals a kiss before he leaves.
Rosco stumbles upon one of his missing slot machines when he walks into the Knights of Columbus. From there he tracks down
the Dukes, who he now knows are behind the heist. He catches Daisy and arrests her, hoping to exchange Daisy for the slot
machines. The Dukes come to visit Daisy but actually have come to help her escape, which she manages easily with the help
of an inflatable doll and the crush that Deputy Enos (Sonny Schroyer) has on her.
Plans are now underway for a big celebration at the orphanage. Jill tells Bo of the plans, but she also tells him that once
the place gets going she's planning to leave town. Bo, who is developing quite an interest in her, is disappointed.
Rosco thinks that he has the boys trapped when he learns that they're picking up two broken machines. He stakes them out
and makes a chase, with the assistance of Enos on a side road. The Dukes are driving the General Lee, and nothing can catch
them. They lead the sheriff all over Hazzard until they near the orphanage. As the General pulls in with the sheriff and
Enos in pursuit, a band strikes up and all of the citizens cheer Sheriff Rosco. Boss Hogg, a bit disgruntled at the prospect
of never getting to build his shopping center, is pleased that the town is toasting the sheriff for making it possible for
the orphanage to raise money. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Tue, Feb. 28 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Daisy's Song | Bo (John Schneider) and Luke (Tom Wopat) Duke practice archery with their Uncle Jesse (Denver Pyle). Meanwhile, their cousin
Daisy (Catherine Bach) bursts out of the house. They are excited to hear the song that she wrote being sung on the radio
by Jessi Colter.
The Duke Boys and Jesse are surprised to learn that Daisy actually paid a publisher $50 to have the song published and now
will never see a penny in return. Jesse suggests that they pay the man a visit in Atlanta.
Bo and Luke meet Laster Starr (Ronnie Schnell), the unscrupulous publisher, who tells them that he owes nothing to Daisy.
The boys are not satisfied, but the matching .44 Magnums draped on Starr's bodyguard are enough to make them leave. Determined
to recover the money, they return to the offices, knock out the bodyguard and confront Starr. During this, Daisy waits in
the alley with the General Lee, their racing car, idling. Just as Bo and Luke are about to make their point with Starr, his
bodyguard staggers in to announce a police raid. Starr tosses a reel of tape to Luke and runs out the back door, picking
up the Boss, who turns out to be none other than Hazzard's own Boss Hogg (Sorrell Books). Bo and Luke now scurry out and
into the waiting General as the FBI and police watch their evidence drive away.
Back in Hazzard, Bo, Luke, Daisy and Jesse listen to the tape and quickly realize that they may possess the key to a record
piracy operation. Jessi Colter is playing in Atlanta for a week, so the boys and Daisy decide to "go to the top" and see
her.
Jessi's manager has never heard of Daisy's song but realizes she is another victim of a pirate operation that bilks millions
from the music industry each year. The singer that Daisy heard on her radio, he says, was an impostor! He arranges to get
a tape for Daisy with Jessi Colter, Donna Fargo and Loretta Lynn singing so that they can trap Starr into hiring Daisy Duke
as an imitator of the superstars of country music.
Daisy impresses Starr with the tape, and he immediately arranges a recording session at his Hazzard County facility.
The FBI have now added Bo and Luke to their list of suspects in Starr's operation since they've been seen in his company.
Boss Hogg, hopeful that a successful music piracy scheme will be his ticket into "the syndicate," instructs Sheriff Rosco
Coltrane (James Best) to "protect" the farm where the studio and pressing plant are situated. As for Bo and Luke, the Boss
relishes the opportunity to revoke their probation for participating in a piracy conspiracy.
Daisy is stalling for time at the studio, hoping for Bo and Luke to arrive before she has to sing -- which she really can't.
When Daisy finally enters the studio, she and Boss Hogg exchange mutual looks of disbelief as the syndicate men wait impatiently.
Bo and Luke now come rolling up with Miss Mabel, Hazzard's mobile madam, and her ladies. Everyone in the studio comes rushing
out to inspect the commotion. With the building cleared of people, Bo and Luke fire several dynamite-tipped arrows into the
studio and pressing plant. The operation is blown to bits as the FBI men look on in disbelief.
The agents have lost their evidence again, and the Boss didn't make it into the syndicate, but Daisy emerged as winner. Just
as she's shrugging off her brush with stardom, Bo and Luke present her with a tape of Jessi Colter singing Daisy's song and
the news that Jessi is putting it on her new album. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Tue, Feb. 28 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Mary Kaye's Baby | Enos (Sonny Shroyer) and Sheriff Rosco Coltrane (James Best) are in hot pursuit of Bo and Luke Duke (John Schneider and Tom
Wopat) as they speed down the country highway in a 1969 Chevrolet. It's not unusual for the Duke boys to be chased by the
sheriff, but this time they don't know what they did wrong. As Rosco moves in closer, his fun is cut short by a harried call
from an angry Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke). Rosco replies over his C.B. in radio jargon. But the boss tells him to "Cut the
talk from Hawaii Five-O and high-tail your rear end to the Boar's Nest."
Enos maintains the chase while the sheriff visits Boss. At last Bo and Luke realize that they've borrowed the wrong car from
Cooter Davenport (Ben Jones), and when they uncover the back seat they see, underneath a quilt, several jugs of corn liquor
moonshine. No wonder they're being chased! There's only one thing that can ruin the probation that keeps the Duke boys out
of jail, and that's running whiskey. And it makes no difference to the law that they didn't know they were running whiskey
until too late. So Luke does the only sensible thing and hurls the jugs out of the car. Enos comes up closer on them, but
they quickly take to a tiny back road in the protection of a curve. Enos is fooled by the move and continues on the main
road.
The Dukes cruise like a bucking bronco down the obscure dirt road. Just when they think they're in the clear, they spot a
most adorable 5-foot-5, honey blonde, hazel-green-eyed, cute-dimpled Mary Kaye Kirkpatrick (Jeannie Wilson). What they don't
see from a distance is that she is quite pregnant. Their smiles fade as the promise of romance dies but are replaced by a
surge of gallantry for a lady in distress. Luke helps her into the car along with her tattered suitcase. Enos' siren wails
in the distance, and Bo hits the accelerator.
Meanwhile, Sheriff Rosco learns that Boss Hogg was having Cooter Davenport run some moonshine for him. "Cooter loves my money,"
says Boss, "and now it seems he loves my whiskey." Boss wants somebody arrested -- for possession of moonshine.
"Them Dukes are as good as behind bars now," says Rosco.
The Dukes and Mary Kaye are off the road behind some trees, working on the overheated engine of Cooter's car, when Enos' car
glides by beyond the woods, not 20 yards in the distant. Mary Kaye explains that she and her husband weren't right for each
other, that his family never cared for her and that she's glad now to have it all behind her with nothing -- except the baby
-- to remember it by. They all get back into the car and drive on.
At a back country gas station, Bo and Luke fill the car with gas while Mary Kaye visits the ladies room. They want to help
her out with some money, but they know she will never accept a handout. So they decide to put some money in her suitcase.
Luke opens Mary Kaye's suitcase. Both stare amazed at several very neatly stacked piles of paper currency among the meager
articles of clothing.
They look up from the money long enough to see Mary Kaye approaching. She shuts the suitcase firmly and eventually tells
the boys that she's got only $118,254.37.
Boss Hogg is now being visited by an Atlanta criminal named McQuade (Cliff Pellow) who quotes the same sum of money. It seems
Mary Kaye's "husband" worked for this gentleman, and Mary Kaye skipped town with the suitcase full of dollars ... and 37 cents.
Mary Kaye explained to Bo and Luke that the money is actually child support -- calculated to the penny -- to cover the as-yet-unborn
child through college. Not one penny, she says, is for herself. When she tells them that she never was actually married
and the guy she was living with was working for Quirt McQuade, well-known as the meanest gangster around, the Duke boys are
noticeably shocked. Just as she's continuing to explain her situation, a stabbing abdominal pain wracks her small body.
"If that ain't indigestion," says Luke, "we're in trouble."
Jesse (Denver Pyle) and Daisy (Catherine Bach) are talking as if they're reprimanding the boys for hauling moonshine when
the sheriff walks toward the house. He goes to break down the front door to capture Bo and Luke, but Jesse opens it just
in time for him to run right through and into the opposite wall. He is even more surprised to find that the boys are nowhere
to be found.
Jesse tells Rosco that Cooter has already called to warn him about Boss Hogg's moonshine. Jesse smiles at the sheriff as
he smirks, "Do you really think my boys are dumb enough not to dump that whiskey?"
"The question is," Rosco retorts, "did they have time to check the trunk?"
Bo and Luke have more problems of their own as they try to travel the 40-odd miles to the hospital. But the car has gone
dead.
The sheriff is waiting patiently with Jesse and Daisy, already feeling the thrill of the capture when the phone rings. It's
Cooter. Jesse has an idea. In the midst of the conversation, he pays no attention to what Cooter is saying. Instead he replies
to Cooter how glad he is to hear that he's gotten the whiskey back. Before he can hang up the phone, Rosco is out the door
and speeding to Cooter's.
Boss Hogg is almost as anxious to find Mary Kaye as McQuade is. It seems he hates to see good money leave Hazzard County.
He's out on the county roads tonight looking for Mary Kaye and the Dukes along with everybody else.
Out on a back mountain road, a sports car carrying McQuade and Leo (Colby Chester), his partner, blocks the path of the Duke
boys and the Chevy. It's a close call, but Luke pulls a mighty escape and spins down the road in a blaze of dust. McQuade
and Leo don't give up easily, and they give chase.
Now Boss Hogg and his driver meet McQuade and Leo on the back road. Boss Hogg hates to get caught!
The boys now roar up Jesse's drive, and Jesse and Daisy come out to help. Jesse tells them about the moonshine in the trunk,
but Mary Kaye is too close to delivering a baby for the boys to take care of the whiskey. Jesse makes it plain that he's
going to have to deliver the baby since they'll never make the 40 miles to the hospital. Jesse and Daisy go to work helping
Mary Kaye, while Bo and Luke wait outside.
Leo and McQuade pull up and start to harass Bo and Luke. They want to start a fight, and they want their money back. But
the Dukes remind them that Mary Kaye is about to have a baby. That doesn't seem to deter them, and they slug Luke in the
stomach. Just then, the first wails of newborn baby filter through from the house. Jesse's announcement that it's a boy
is punctuated with gunshots from the outside.
By now Rosco and Enos have descended upon the house, and Boss Hogg and his driver have joined in the spectacle. Gunshots,
bows, arrows and fisticuffs surround the house. Jesse now brings out a dynamite-tipped arrow and ends all of this by firing
the explosive projectile at the gas tank of the Chevy, destroying the car, the evidence and the money. Rosco has captured
McQuade and Leo and feels a certain pride in arresting two big city criminals. The story is over, or so they think. ...
When the sheriff and the Boss are safely away from the house, Daisy turns to Mary Kaye, Bo, Luke and Jesse and smilingly opens
up Mary Kaye's money-filled suitcase. "I guess I forgot to tell anybody that I brought it in." Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Wed, Feb. 29 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Repo Man | Bo and Luke Duke (John Schneider and Tom Wopat) are tuning up their racing car, the General Lee, in preparation for the weekend's
competition at the Hazzard County dirt track. The General is running just a little too slow to capture the prize money, so
the Duke boys are looking to put in some new parts in order to speed her up. Their problem is apparently solved when they
hear that the local used car dealer, Ace Parker (Jerry Rushing), has a wrecked Richard Petty racing machine that was destroyed
while filming commercials. The boys would love to have it just for the parts.
Ace is willing to sell it to them, but he's asking $700 cash -- today. The price goes up to $1,000 tomorrow. Needless to
say, Bo and Luke do not have $700, but Ace, never one to let a good deal pass by, sees the Dukes' predicament as a possible
solution to one of his own problems: Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) promised his wife Lulu (Peggy Rea) a Rolls-Royce that Ace
had on his lot. "But," says Ace, "that car was already sold when you came in to look at it."
"That doesn't matter," says Boss, "when I promise my wife something for her birthday, she gets it."
As Ace sees it, the Dukes will repossess the car from the people who bought it (and with the help of the second key that Ace
always keeps), he'll be able to sell it to Boss and the Dukes can have the Petty wreck for $200. Bo doesn't like the idea
of becoming a repo man, even for a day, but Luke makes it clear that it's either that or losing the race.
They find the Rolls ... not a difficult problem in a place like Hazzard ... and prepare to take it back to town. But the
owner's Dobermans, protecting the disarmingly innocent farmhouse, alert Sugarlo (Larry Bishop), Lois (Judith Baldwin), Manny
(Rod Amateau) and Big John (Claude Humphrey), who are in the midst of readying a massive counterfeiting scheme. The gangsters
pull their guns on Bo and Luke, but the boys defend themselves admirably and manage to escape.
Back at home, Bo and Luke are mad that someone has shot at them, and they make Ace well aware of that fact. Before Ace loses
all of his inventory to Bo and Luke, he agrees to let them have the Petty race car for $200.
Boss is now getting anxious about the Rolls. Ace tells him that he's having trouble getting it. Boss, who is the government
in Hazzard County, decides that since the Dukes didn't get the Rolls back, he'll have to find an excuse to revoke their prison
probation. He's got all the records and certificates of ownership for every car in Hazzard County, wrecked and running.
Since the Dukes don't have the papers on the Petty car, which they are now towing behind the General Lee, they are technically
pulling a vehicle presumed by "The Law" to be stolen. Sheriff Rosco Coltrane (James Best) and Deputy Enos Strate (Sonny Shroyer)
reluctantly carry out Boss' orders to arrest them for stealing Ace's car.
Now Jesse (Denver Pyle) gives the boys the only kind of legal advice that will work in Hazzard County -- where everyone owes
their job to Boss: They must do as Boss says -- or spend the next two years in jail. So Bo and Luke agree to go after the
car.
Bo borrows Cooter's (Ben Jones) pickup truck and welding kit and attaches a wild-blade arrangement to the vehicle. With preparations
made, the Dukes return to the farm. As a decoy for the doberman, they've cleverly brought along a female dog who is attracting
the attention of the male dogs in the area and certainly should satisfy the doberman.
Despite the traps and alarms that have been laid by the counterfeiters, the Dukes manage to get to the Rolls and leave the
farm. The gangsters trail in hot pursuit, but Bo, deftly driving Cooter's customized pickup truck, keeps them away by using
the blade contraption to cut off the doors and sides of their cars. Bo eventually runs them off the road, while Luke drives
the Rolls into town.
But the Dukes do not forget dishonesty, and they do not like to be strong-armed by people like Ace and Boss. When Ace opens
his lot the next day with the counterfeiters, Sheriff Coltrane, Boss and Luke present, he finds his entire inventory of broken-down
cars -- and a Rolls neatly on top. Inside the Rolls, Sheriff Coltrane notices the mangled remains of a counterfeit $20 bill
printing plate. Roscoe gives them 20 minutes to get out of town before he calls the FBI.
"Sometimes," says Jesse, "you just have to fight fire with fire." Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Wed, Feb. 29 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - High Octane | Bo Duke (John Schneider) and Luke Duke (Tom Wopat), excited over the prospect of winning $20,000 from the Federal Energy Commission
by finding a fossil fuel substitute, ride home to their Uncle Jesse (Denver Pyle) who they hope will have an idea or two.
Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) also thinks that Jesse may have an idea ... especially since Boss can remember the day when Jesse
poured some of his legendary "moonshine" whiskey into a car's gas tank and it ran "like a store-bought clock."
Boss wants Jesse to sell him one of the old jugs of moonshine, but Jesse tells him that would be like "sellin' home ground."
So Boss asks to buy the still. "No deal," says Jesse.
Uncle Jesse tells the boys he hasn't used the old still since he signed his moonshining treaty with the government. But the
boys manage to persuade him to give it one more try. In the name of patriotism, he'd be advancing the cause of finding a
fossil-fuel substitute and cleaning up the air pollution problem!
Bo, Luke and Jesse repair the still and gather the necessary supplies for a batch of corn liquor.
Meanwhile, Boss Hogg confers with his Sheriff, Rosco Coltrane (James Best) and makes it quite plain that he wants Jesse and
the boys arrested for moonshining. The problem is Boss Hogg wants one gallon of the evidence to enter in the contest. After
all as Sheriff Coltrane notes, "Jesse makes the only whiskey in the world that you can measure in octanes."
As if to punctuate his comment, a huge explosion rocks the office as Jesse's still explodes!
In the woods nearby, a pretty lady named Roxanne (Carlene Watkins) pretends to fish along the very same creek that feeds Jesse's
still. She trips over the Duke's homemade trip wire and makes enough noise to let half the county know that she's arrived.
After untangling herself from the wire, she stumbles upon the still -- and Bo, Luke and Jesse. Suddenly, the still explodes
again, knocking Roxanne unconscious as she hits a rock. Bo and Luke turn her over and much to their surprise, uncover a .38
caliber police special [pistol]. Looking further, they find her Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms badge. The Dukes have an unconscious
federal revenue agent in their back yard. After Bo and Luke flip a coin to see who will give her "mouth to mouth" resuscitation,
Bo brings her back to consciousness. Her first words are, "You're under arrest." The Dukes remind her that she needs evidence,
and the evidence blew up -- no evidence, no arrest.
The Dukes now go into a friendly battle with their latest ATF [Federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms] agent, keeping
alive their tradition of dealing with the law in a perpetual love/hate relationship. Roxanne is practically a guest of the
Dukes while they're brewing their mixture, and then they'll let her chase them when they try to move the moonshine. The Dukes
are sly, and Jesse is a veteran of years of running [transporting illegal whiskey], even to the point of bringing out his
vintage 1940 Ford "moonshiner" to haul the liquor to the Energy Commission contest headquarters.
Boss and Sheriff Coltrane, as well as Deputy Enos (Sonny Shroyer) have done everything they can to catch the Dukes. But they
are too slow for them, and all that Boss has at the Energy Fair is a jug filled with water instead of the jug of Jesse's finest
[moonshine] which he thought he had brought.
Bureaucratic warfare breaks out when Jesse's moonshine wins. Mr. Monroe (Ralph Pace), one of the officials, forbids Roxanne
from arresting his winner and confiscating the winning mixture.
Jesse wants no part of the fight and ultimately leaves to let the various parties fight it out themselves. Roxanne, presuming
that Jesse is fueling his truck with the illegal batch, chases him home. Jesse finally runs out of "gas," and Roxanne feels
certain that she has caught her criminal ... except that his being out of "gas" means no evidence. Once again, Roxanne has
no evidence and no arrest! Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, Tom Wopat, John Schneider |
| Thu, Mar. 01 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Swamp Molly | An old Ford rattletrap coughs and shivers up the dirt road and teeters toward the Duke house. Swamp Molly (Neva Patterson),
now about 60 years old and looking a little ragged and peppery, musters a bearhug and a hello for the one man to whom she
has been attracted for years, Jesse Duke (Denver Pyle). Molly and Jesse have been friends since their riotous moonshining
days when she was an ace runner [driver]. Jesse once spent two weeks hiding in the swamp with her, and had he not been arrested,
Jesse might have given marriage another try.
Now Molly is back, and she's visiting the Dukes with her daughter Alice (Mary Jo Catlett), a fat girl with an insatiable crush
on Bo (John Schneider). The feeling is not mutual. Molly is with the Dukes for more than a casual visit, as she explains.
Her colleagues are either retired or "gone to the majority" [dead] and she has a black-market run to make. Jesse thinks it's
moonshine and thinks that one safe run won't do anyone any harm, especially since it's for Molly.
While Molly and Jesse plan the run with Bo, Luke (Tom Wopat) and Daisy (Catherine Bach), Sheriff Rosco Coltrane (James Best)
tests his new "military style" police equipment with his deputy, Enos Strait (Sonny Shroyer).
Bo and Luke bring Molly's old truck to Cooter Davenport (Ben Jones), who is thrilled with the opportunity to prove his artistry
by painting the old heap. Cooter does a terrific job when he paints it to look exactly like an ice cream truck, complete
with a bell. The boys figure that Sheriff Coltrane will be on the lookout for them at night, so they should fool him by making
the run during the day.
The boys tell Jesse about the modified plan, and he agrees.
What Bo and Luke don't know is that Rosco and his new equipment know more about their plan than they think. Rosco orders
a roadblock set on the main road to the swamp.
Luke, driving the ice cream truck; Bo, driving their racing car, General Lee; and Daisy in the pickup truck proceed with caution
down the road. Luke, in front, spots the barricade, and Bo speeds up to join him -- but not fast enough. Luke practically
has to sell an ice cream to Deputy Enos before Bo finally arrives. Meanwhile Daisy is stopped by a flat tire, leaving Bo
and Luke on their own.
Luke and Bo run the blockade, blowing it up with a dynamite-tipped arrow, and head down a dirt road. Luke's jaw drops as
he sees Sheriff Rosco in his military fatigues standing right in front of the truck, proudly pointing at the tire prongs set
across the road. Luke has no room to run, and Bo is right behind him as Sheriff Rosco at last catches the boys. When Rosco
opens up the ice cream truck he gets an even bigger surprise ... Molly has changed from running whiskey to running guns, and
Luke is now being charged with hauling enough firearms and ammunition to outfit a small army.
Cleverly, Molly has arranged for Jesse to be away during this entire operation by sending him with Cousin Alice for crawfish
for her sensational crawdad bisque. But Jesse grows impatient in the swamp and wants to head back to the house.
Daisy, her flat tire now fixed, finally catches up to the boys. With a handful of firecrackers, Daisy sends the policemen
diving for cover as they all think that they are being attacked by gunfire. Bo and Luke seize the opportunity to break away
in the ice cream truck and the General and speed back to the house.
The boys are furious at Molly, after all they were caught with enough firearms to get them life sentences in prison. Jesse
now makes his way back home and finds an immediate solution -- destroy the evidence.
They form a caravan and drive to a vacant field where they intend to blow up the truck. But their dynamite turns out to be
a dud. The sheriff's siren is now approaching, and it seems that time is running desperately short. Jesse gets another idea
... they drop the truck into the Black Bog ... quicksand that goes down halfway to China. It's a close race to the bog, with
Rosco in hot pursuit, but the Dukes make it, and the sheriff arrives just in time to see the top of the truck drop into the
mire. Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) isn't happy either, since he wanted to collect the evidence for himself -- the black market
in firearms is lucrative. Once again the Dukes emerge victorious as the evidence and the arrests disappear. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Thu, Mar. 01 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Luke's Love Story | On a rowdy Saturday night in Hazzard's Boar's Nest Inn, Sheriff Rosco Coltrane (James Best) announces the names of the four
top dirt track racers in the state who will compete in this year's annual Hazzard Obstacle Derby.
Deputy Enos Strate (Sonny Shroyer), Cooter Davenport (Ben Jones), one of the Duke Boys -- Bo (John Schneider) and Luke (Tom
Wopat) arm-wrestle each other to see who'll race while Rosco makes the announcements -- and Creavy will race. The crowd at
the Boar's Rest murmurs in bewilderment with the announcement of Creavy, who no one seems to know. Just as Bo shouts, "Who's
Creavy?," a stunning, dark-haired woman steps forward, introducing herself as Creavy, Amy Creavy (Roz Kelly) of the Placid
County Powderpuff Division.
The crowd is flabbergasted at the idea of having a woman racing in the wild obstacle derby where the only rule is to finish
the race. Bo is grumbling, but Luke takes the initiative and politely introduces himself. Just as Luke is about to win her
over, a sinister-looking biker named Turk (David Hatward) butts into the conversation and tries to take Amy away. Luke intercedes
and winds up with a fist in his face and gets into a full-fledged fight, which he ultimately wins.
After the fight, Amy explains that Turk was her mechanic and that she fired him for putting nitrous oxide in her engine, a
move that raises the horsepower but also gets you disqualified. Turk is also responsible for crippling four drivers and is
now barred from racing.
Enos reassures Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) that he'll win the race, but Boss is worried. They later learn that Boss wants the
trophy back because his wife Lulu demanded that he keep his late mother's ashes in the garage, but Boss wanted his mother
in the house, so he put the ashes in the race trophy, sealed it and put "her," back on the mantel piece.
Daisy (Catherine Bach), Amy and her lady mechanic, Frankie (Marya Small), share a toast to the race.
When Bo and Luke come home that night they are surprised to get in their beds and find Amy and Frankie already in them. Uncle
Jesse (Denvery Pyle), hearing the commotion upstairs, chases the boys out of the girls' quarters. Luke is exasperated that
Bo woke them up! At this time, Luke and Amy can sense a ripple of excitement between them.
The next day, Boss and Rosco discuss guaranteeing their win by placing a "crasher" in the race. They tag Cooter, who, with
a fistful of tickets, could lose his car at a police auction. Cooter has no choice but to say yes.
Frankie and Bo begin a friendly rivalry at the same time that their partners fall in love. They head into town for a case
of oil and tools.
In town, Bo catches Turk working under the hood of Amy's car and is caught in a brawl when he tries to interrupt Turk and
his boys. Frankie catches Bo looking under the hood after Turk and his thugs have left, and he suspects Bo of tampering.
Bo, his pride hurt, bets their prize racer, the General Lee, that Amy will win the race.
After they bring Amy's car up to the house, Amy and Luke go for a drive, ostensibly to give Amy a chance to show off her skills.
Bo spotted the throttle jam that Turk installed, but that was all that he found before Luke and Amy left. As they enter the
curves, they come to the shocking realization that the brakes are gone. Amy manages to bring the car to a hair-raising halt,
but not without a flirt with doom.
As race day approaches, it becomes more and more evident that Luke and Amy are falling in love. Luke, the famous Hazzard
one-night-stand, has trouble dealing with his newfound feelings. When he tries to tell Amy that he loves her, he goes astray
in words of male chauvinism, which angers Amy. She storms off with Ernie Ledbetter, one of Hazzard's less desirable eligible
bachelors. What Luke doesn't know is that she spent the night alone after hastily leaving Ernie once outside the Boar's Nest.
Luke now sits down with Uncle Jesse, who advises him to perhaps ask her to marry him. Luke tries again, the next day, to
plead his case, but he realizes that he can't change his ways -- he will never be able to stay with just one girl.
Amy's fury will now go with her onto the race course.
The stage is set and the race begins. The cars go off, and the race runs smoothly until Cooter's car knocks Enos' rig out
of the race. With Cooter supposedly clearing the way for Enos to win, knocking him out of the race doesn't really seem right
... especially to Boss Hogg. When Cooter himself comes stumbling up to Boss and explains that somebody stole his car and
is now racing, Boss and Rosco know something is afoul.
Luke, thinking that Cooter is running next to him, waves, but the driver lifts his full-face visor revealing that he is Turk.
As the three cars -- Amy is in the lead -- barrel ahead, Luke realizes that Turk is going to try to knock Amy out of the race
as well. At the last second, Luke cuts in front of Turk, knocks his car into the air and sets up the win for Amy.
Bo, nervous that the race might end this way, is silent with the prospect of losing the General. But Amy, learning of the
turn of events, gives the keys back to Luke ... along with the trophy ... and a kiss. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Fri, Mar. 02 01:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - The Big Heist | The Duke Boys, Luke (Tom Wopat) and Bo (John Schneider), drive to the Hazzard post office to pick up Bo's new mail-order boots.
Luke waits in their racing car, General Lee, while Bo goes inside to claim his purchase.
Suddenly a masked man flees from the county building where Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) is headquartered. He runs right up to
the General and, pointing what appears to be a gun at Luke, commandeers the car. Luke drives off with his bandit passenger
just as Bo comes out of the post office wearing his new boots -- which are enormously uncomfortable. Bo waves for Luke to
stop, but Luke just drives by. Bo thinks that it's a game, so he chases the General down an alley and jumps in through the
window. But he is surprised to find out who's riding in the back seat!
Meanwhile, Boss is hollering for Sheriff Rosco Coltrane (James Best) and yelling that their liquor money (from illegal sales)
has just been stolen.
Out on the highway, Neil (Fred McCarren) politely tells Bo and Luke that he needs the General for a while. They really have
no choice, so they begin the long walk back to town.
Boss, by now, has Rosco chasing the Dukes, since it was the Duke's car, General Lee, into which Boss saw the robber climb.
Rosco slams on his brakes when he sees Bo and Luke walking along the road. He arrests them and orders them into the car,
but Bo and Luke are not so easy to tie down. By the end of the afternoon, Sheriff Coltrane wishes he never saw them walking.
Neil now stops at the Boar's Nest while trying to plot his next move. Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach) brings him another beer
and strikes up a conversation. Neil reveals that he's been having bad luck lately. She invites Neil to spend the night in
their barn. Neil steps outside to take his sack of money out of the General and tosses it into a nearby pickup truck filled
with sacks of fertilizer. Although he doesn't know it, the pickup truck is Daisy's.
Deputy Enos Strate (Sonny Shroyer) soon pulls up at the Boar's Nest and seeing General Lee parked outside impounds the car.
Daisy now drives Neil up to Uncle Jesse's (Denver Pyle) where she asks his permission to let Neil stay the night. On the
way, they pass the sheriff's car, and Daisy sees Bo and Luke sitting in the back seat.
The boys manage to escape. They meet Jesse at the site of an old whiskey still, where they proclaim their innocence and ask
for help. Their conversation is interrupted when Rosco recaptures his prisoners, Jesse is furious at the boys for letting
Rosco follow them, but the sheriff announces that it was actually Jesse who they followed to the site!
Jesse returns to the house and discovers Neil aiming Daisy's shotgun at her -- and now him. Jesse seizes control of the situation
by talking to the nervous bandit. Neil tells them that all of this is the result of Boss Hogg's sale of some faulty chicken-breeding
equipment to him. Boss wouldn't give him his money back, so Neil came to town to steal it back. Neil never intended to cause
so much trouble.
Jesse thinks that he can help Neil -- and cause Boss Hogg a little trouble in the process. Remembering from the boys that
his missing money is actually Boss' and Rosco's liquor money, Jesse thinks that a call to the local federal revenue officer
(Kris Marquis) should stir up some action. Since the money was illegal to begin with, there is no way that Neil can be charged
with stealing it.
Jesse establishes the plan. Neil returns the money to Ross and Rosco releases the boys. But the revenue officer is there
when the action begins, and Boss is coaxed into saying that the money came from liquor runs. That's all the agent needs to
fine Boss and give Jesse a percentage of the fine for information about the offender. In turn, Jesse gives his money to Neil
to replace the money Neil lost to Boss Hogg.
"And that," says the balladeer (Waylon Jennings), "is the story of the Big Hazzard Heist." Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
| Fri, Mar. 02 02:00 AM EST |
Dukes of Hazzard - Limo One Is Missing | When the President of the United States travels, his personal limousine, dubbed Limo One, just like his airplane, Air Force
One, travels with him. On this particular day, Limo One, with its complement of secret service men is heading south through
Georgia. They stop by the Boar's Nest in Hazzard, where the service and Daisy's (Catherine Bach) smile make the rest stop
well worth taking.
Crazy Cooter Davenport (Ben Jones) leaves the Boar's Nest with Bo (John Schneider) and Luke (Tom Wopat) Duke. They can't
help but notice the elegant limousine that is parked in front. Bo and Luke admire it for a minute but then drive off in General
Lee. Cooter is smitten by the looks of the car. He caresses the polished hood, then hops into the driver's seat. From there,
it's just a simple step to start the limousine without the keys. The car purrs smoothly, and Cooter and Limo One are quickly
gone.
Cooter passes the boys in General Lee. Suddenly, the secret service men and the state police, on motorcycles, speed down
the road behind the General. Since the General was parked next to the limo, the boys are believed to be accomplices to the
theft.
When Boss Hogg (Sorrell Booke) hears the President's car is missing, his mind starts thinking about the thank you note from
the White House that he'll receive if he recovers the stolen car. He orders Sheriff Rosco Coltrane (James Best) to find that
limousine.
Rosco, remembering that there have been many auto thefts in the area, suspects that it might be the same group. Boss Hogg
insists that it can't be the same group -- because, as we will later learn, that group is run by Boss Hogg and his people
would never be dumb enough to steal the President's car.
Bo and Luke now return to the farm where they explain the situation to Uncle Jesse (Denver Pyle). The boys want to find Cooter
in a hurry, so that they can get him out of trouble. Jesse fears that the boys are already implicated in the theft.
Now Cooter appears in their kitchen, grinning from ear to ear. Bo and Luke are relieved to know where he is, but their smiles
turn to glares when Cooter informs them the limousine is parked in their barn. That was as far as he could push the limousine
after it ran out of gas, he explains.
Rosco has now ordered Deputy Enos (Sonny Shroyer) to investigate the Dukes since it was their license plate that the state
troopers copied down. Enos, who has an enormous crush on Daisy Duke, visits the Dukes. He wants to look around, but the
boys have to hide the limousine. Daisy acts as a decoy, keeping Enos distracted by hanging her dainty underwear on a line.
This gives the boys enough time to move the car. Sufficiently hidden, the limo is now out of sight when Enos looks around.
Convinced that it isn't anywhere on the property, Enos leaves.
The Dukes must figure out how to return the car to the FBI before the FBI finds them with it. They decide the best thing
to do is drive it over the county line, have Daisy pick up the boys and have Jesse phone in the location of the car to the
FBI -- just like any other good citizen who found the President's car would do.
The plan begins smoothly -- until the boys stop to help what appears to be two injured motorists. The motorists aim a gun
at the fellows and take the limousine. Daisy soon drives along.
The boys explain that she should have seen the limousine, but she swears that she didn't. They then realize that the only
place the car thieves could have gone was down old Choctaw Road. They radio to Jesse that the whole case is about to blow
wide open at Choctaw.
Out on the old road, the boys are joined by Jesse. Together they uncover a massive auto parts operation, which they soon
learn is run by Boss Hogg. Cars are brought in and stripped. The torch is about to be lowered on Limo One when Boss calls
for a halt. Meanwhile, Jesse starts quite a commotion on his own. The plant is shut down and the operation stopped.
Of course the FBI believes Jesse's story, and the boys and Cooter are cleared. The added bonus comes when the President of
the United States personally calls Jesse to say thank you. Featured Artists: Waylon Jennings, John Schneider, Tom Wopat |
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