I am a hopeless romantic. I like salsa. I read magazines from back to front. When it’s raining, I would prefer not to be in a car--behind the wheel or otherwise, but otherwise I am a cautious driver (unless I’m in a hurry). Until about a year ago, I was “borrowing” Internet from my neighbor. I have no agenda when it comes to relationships. My favorite nail polish color is OPI I’m Not Really a Waitress. I wore a blue dress to my wedding. I have a massive growing collection of pajama pants. I try to go to the gym for at least an hour every day (not ‘cause I love it). When used together, the colors brown and light blue, are soothing to me. Writing songs is where my heart is. I miss my grandpa every day. “Coal Miner’s Daughter” is still one of my all-time favorite movies. I can spend hours and hours in Target. I believe a good pedicure can cure anything. I like people that tell the truth. I sleep with a vaporizer on in my room. My alarm clock sounds like a rooster. I like “real” music. I like good smelling soap and candles. I use the websites UrbanDictionary.com and google.com at least once every single day. My mom is most likely the funniest person on this planet. I lose my keys multiple times every single day. I love TIGI Hard Head hairspray. I poured finger nail polish remover in my eye when I was little. I have a few of the best girlfriends I could have ever dreamed up in my head. I like making people laugh. I’ll do anything FOR a laugh. I would prefer the egg white to the yolk. Thank God for skinny jeans, remote controls and Starbucks (not in that order). Hearing a child’s laughter is the most honest sound you will ever hear. Singing at the Ryman gives me chills. Eddie Stubbs voice is where it’s at. I LOVE TJ MAXX! I am often times distracted by my own cleavage. I like shoes that have at least four-inch heels. I make an apology if an apology is needed. I’m married to a police officer, and I’ve had relatives in the slammer…makes for interesting family get-togethers. Bad weather scares me. I walk better in heels than I do flats. I burn my finger with the flat iron EVERY time I use it… no exceptions. I wonder every single day what the hell we did before cell phones. Feel confident saying “I have seen evil”…. ONCE. Recycling is one thing I have a hard time with. I like people that are funny but don’t know it. My husband is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I live in Texas. I am obsessed with Words With Friends even though I never win. I wish they had a dirty phrases version… I would win. I cannot stand it when women wear just a sports bra and shorts to the gym…then proceed to get on the treadmill. My past is what makes me who I am today. I like to vacuum and do laundry, but detest taking out the trash. Charmin is a great toilet paper. I lost the spelling bee when I was in third grade on a word I am too embarrassed to write. I have loved shoes since I was a little girl. I have done things in my life I am not proud of, but I have no regrets. Wish more people would do the same. I can see through fake people. Put curtains on your windows. I always tip at least 25 percent (unless the waiter suuuuucks). I love TOM SELLECK… STILL!