OFFSTAGE: Miranda Lambert Wedding Deer Cutlets? Done.

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There are about a hundred last-minute details you need to handle before a big wedding. But harvesting deer cutlets and getting new tattoos? Only a feisty Texan like Miranda Lambert would have those on her to-do list before Saturday’s (May 14) wedding. But never fear, she’s done and done. She tweeted a picture of said cutlets, saying, “Last thing loaded for the wedding!!! Harvested by….me!!!” Her fiancé Blake Shelton did the same, with a tweet that bragged, “What does YOUR girl have for dinner.” Lambert also shared a picture of her new foot tattoo, a pink paw-print heart, to help her Mutt Nation Foundation live on forever. And she got a pedicure (“Getting toenails done. I feel bad for this girl doin it. I have country girl feet.”) and is reportedly making one last Walmart run before the big day. Let’s hope that trip isn’t for her wedding-night peignoir. The more Lambert tweets, the more I’ll blog. So keep checking back for wedding details as they become available.

Alison makes her living loving country music. She's based in Chicago, but she's always leaving her heart in Nashville.