OFFSTAGE: Taylor Swift: Full Glitz or No Glitz?

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Taylor Swift didn’t specify which kind of Toddlers & Tiaras girl she wanted to be for Halloween. Full glitz or no glitz? Either way, she’d for sure take home the Ultimate Grand Supreme trophy (and the tiara). Swift called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Thursday (Oct. 13) morning to talk about her new fragrance, Wonderstruck. And then Seacrest asked her about her plans for Halloween. She said she might actually blow it off this year (“I’m probably going to blow it off. I’ll probably watch Law & Order all night, to be honest with you. I love the marathons! They make me so happy.”) She says dressing up kind of just feels like work to her. However, she does want to dress up as a girl from the oddly engaging TLC show about the trials and tribulations of little girls on the beauty pageant circuit. So picture Swift with a heavy spray tan, false eyelashes, flipper teeth, and she could absolutely pass for a full glitz competitor. She’s no Eden Wood, but I still think she could be a very convincing pageant girl.

Alison makes her living loving country music. She's based in Chicago, but she's always leaving her heart in Nashville.