OFFSTAGE: Lord Have Mercy. It’s Trace Adkins’ Badonkadonk

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We hate to see him go but love to watch him leave. You can’t blame him for what his mama gave him. Left, left … left, right, left. It’s so hard not to stare. I could go on like this all day now that I have literally seen Trace Adkins’ honky-tonk badonkadonk. Not in person but on Twitter on Tuesday (Feb. 28). Adkins has just started getting the hang of tweeting — just in time for a trip to the hospital to have some kidney stones taken care of. “@ Vanderbilt having kidney stones busted. No big deal,” he wrote, adding a picture of his back when he was dressed in nothing but an open hospital gown. Then afterwards, “The doctor said that he got 8 stones and that the procedure went well. He seemed happy. The nurse said that everything else looked magnificent. She seemed absolutely giddy! Strange” and “In recovery. They said that I required an unusually large stint and that it is freakishly long. Thank you Lord!” I sincerely hope that Adkins gets well soon, and that he keeps on tweeting.