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Forget pillow talk. Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert have perfected the art of pillow tweeting — and retweeting and letting the world know what really goes on in their bedroom. Namely, tweeting. And online shopping. On Sunday night (March 17), Shelton took to Twitter to let his followers know his wife was buying shower curtains. “Laying here in bed with @mirandalambert watching her spend a couple of hits worth of money on MULTIPLE shower curtains … Cue the tabloids,” he wrote. And when she responds that she’s spending his hits worth of money, he comes back with, “(Expletive)!!!! No!!! This is my last album!!!!!” But then the talk turns to the recent tabloid rumors that the country couple’s marriage is in trouble. Shelton must’ve seen their picture on the cover of Life & Style magazine with the headlining proclaiming, “Showdown With the Younger Woman: The Shocking Outcome of Their Confrontation.” He tweeted to his wife and his followers, “Hey @mirandalambert … I just read in a tabloid that our marriage is falling apart!!! FOCK!!!” And she says, “Oh no! Can’t wait to read if we make it or not.” Who knows what started all the Shelton-Lambert divorce rumors, but I know what will stop them: tweeting from bed together.