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Be Smarter by Watching Party Down South 2

Series Premieres Thursday on CMT

If Party Down South 2 was your high school, this would be your class schedule.

First, we must say the Pledge of Allegiance before class is in session. And remember to tune in (or set your DVR) Thursday night (Nov. 20) for the Party Down South 2 premiere at 9 p.m. ET/PT.

Drama Class
Practice makes perfect. Channel your inner Shakespeare and practice your lines on anyone (or anything).

Physical Education
You’ll have (or see) six-pack abs before the seasons over. Thank you, Tommy.

Geometry
Bradley will now show the class how to make a love triangle.

Self-Defense Class
Today’s lesson: How to defend yourself when you’re in a love triangle.

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Recess!!!

Drivers Ed
When the roads get muddy, remember to drive carefully. And always wear your seatbelt.

Lunch

Nap Time
‘Nuff said …

Science
We’re learning about marine biology … up close and personal.

Sex Ed
Remember, kids, be safe.

After-School Activities
Every week, it’s important to take up an extracurricular activity like (lap) dance class. Magan will teach you a thing or two.

Congratulations! Now, we’re all a little smarter. For more education, remember to watch the premiere of Party Down South 2 Thursday at 9 p.m. ET/PT.

Before the premiere, watch this season’s sneak peek.

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