The Ugly Truth Behind

Not Really, but Here’s Some Funny Pics

Have you heard of this online dating service that caters to country folks – Check out the latest commercial:

I’m not even going to get in to how strange that is. But here’s what I think going on a Farmer’s Only date is probably like.

His profile picture is like:

Luke Bryan

But he shows up and it’s actually more:

Her profile pic is like:

Miranda Lambert

But from a different angle it’s really:

Mama June

“You don’t have to be lonely, but you might be better off ….”

Writer/producer for and CMT Edge. He's been to Georgia on a fast train. He wasn't born no yesterday.