Taylor Swift Won’t Star in Joni Mitchell Biopic

Who Else Could She Play?

Those of you holding your breath for Taylor Swift’s rumored starring role as Joni Mitchell in an upcoming movie can give it up now.

Mitchell says — with some obvious relish — that she told the producers of the film to take a hike.

“I squelched that! I said to the producer, ’All you’ve got is a girl with high cheekbones,’” she told The Sunday Times newspaper (via NME). “It’s just a lot of gossip, you don’t have the great scenes.”

Swift really does resemble Mitchell back in the day. But since that’s not happening, what other singers could she portray?

Dolly Parton?

Fleetwood Mac’s Stevie Nicks?

Blondie’s Debbie Harry?

Tammy Wynette?

Or, how about we just re-do Grace of Monaco and put this thing to bed.

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