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It’s Never Too Late to Make Your New Year’s Resolutions

Party Down South 2 and Redneck Island Cast Share Their Never-Too-Late Resolutions

Haven’t made your new year’s resolutions yet? Not to worry. Even if you partied too hard over the holidays, like the cast of Party Down South 2 and Redneck Island, and forgot, you can set them now like they did.

Prepare to be inspired by your favorite Thirsty Thursday family. And remember to tune in Thursday at 9 p.m. ET/PT for Party Down South 2, followed by Redneck Island at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

Party Down South 2
Ashton: One: Not throwing up Fireball on my feet. Two: Never forgetting to wear my shoes to urgent care if I end up there again because I’m extremely hung over. Three: To always remember that possums don’t make friendly house pets.

Bradley: I want to DJ so much in 2015 that my hands melt on a turntable.

Tommy: I hope to get drunk with the most famous Arkansan ever — Bill Clinton. I also hope, after a night of drinking, I don’t wake up next to any swamp possums (that’s code for an unattractive female). And finally, I will cheer on the Arkansas Razorbacks wherever I go. Woo Pig, sooie!

Duke: Try to outdrink Hunter with a keg of Blue Moon. Party with Luke Bryan and Cole Swindell. And not get so drunk that I lose my cooler of beer.

Karynda: Go see a proctologist. Get laid. Have some sort of toilet battle with Murray.

Raven: Brush my hair. Drink more #Lime. See how many shots I can take in one sitting but nothing brown. Pour liquor into a baby pool.

Hunter: Outdrink Bradley every time I see him. It shouldn’t be that hard considering I do anyways. Make Taylor Swift fall in love with me and write a love song about our undying, true love.

Magan: Have more bikini contests and avoid all love triangles.

Redneck Island
Heather: My New Year’s resolution is to travel more and continue to push myself out of my comfort zone and into the world.

Hunter: Not be the fat guy at the party. Be better with my money. Spend more time with my family.

Jami: Funnel six beers at once.

Jeremy: Mine is pretty simple: I want to live, learn, love more and worry less. I want to find someone to wake up beside on Sunday morning instead of falling asleep with someone on Saturday night. Finally, continue to grow stronger mentally and physically.

John: My resolution is to get closer to Jesus and become one well-known high-tech redneck. And to meet the man, the myth, the legend — Garth!

Katie: To lose the 10 pounds I put on while on Redneck Island.

Rocky: To put my mom in a nursing home. She’s only 42 and in perfect health but is really getting on my nerves lately. Also, drink more and work out less.

Taylor: Travel more and experience more places and cultures. Date only good looking guys with muscles and tattoos 😉 Travel more, dance more, drink more, laugh more, love more and give zero sh**s about what ANYONE thinks. Be sassier than I’ve ever been.

Tessa: My New Year’s resolution is to take more adventures. This year, I’m going to try to remember that being 24 years old doesn’t mean I have to get so serious about life but that I have to take more chances and experience as much as I can. After all, it was taking a chance that led me to experience the adventure that is Redneck Island.

Writer and producer for CMT.com. Lives in Los Angeles and once glued herself to the TV.