I know, I know. I take country songs way too literally. So when I’ve been listening to Miranda Lambert’s “Little Red Wagon,” which is on the radio about every five minutes, I’ve been thinking how sweet the video would be. What with the little red wagon and all.
Well, I’m here to tell you, there is no wagon.
So maybe I don’t know what Lambert means by her “wagon,” but I do know this: She steals every scene in this video.
She looks better than ever. Whether she is in cut offs and cowboy boots, bandana platforms and a retro swimsuit, a silk robe and nightgown — or her Mrs. Shelton belt — she just nails it. Not even the hot hotel maid or the shirtless pool boy can match her star power in this one.