1. He’d have coffee.
2. Then he’d fish.
3. Then he’d share pictures of his catch of the day.
Maybe he was dreaming about fish or something. Because it was about 2 in the morning when he tweeted, “Fish pictures will happen this morning. 2 cups of coffee then bucketmouths.” (That’s the regional nickname for largemouth bass.)
And sure enough, by about 10:30 a.m., Bryan had kept his word and posted a photo of himself proudly holding his catch by the mouth.