It may not happen this weekend, but one day in the near future, David Nail is going to rule supreme as the King of Halloween.
The Missouri native is a fan of the holiday and all the frightening festivities that go along with it, including trick-or-treating.
“My sister and I would always go out and hide in the trees and the bushes and scare the kids that would come up to our house, which was rare ‘cause we always had the crappiest candy ever,” the singer remembers.
That is all about to change – because Nail has a plan, y’all. And soon, his humble abode will be the biggest, baddest house on the block. We’re talking superstar-quality spookiness.
“When I can afford it, I’m gonna have the best dadgum candy. I’m gonna blow everybody away,” he says. “I’m gonna have a line. It’s gonna look like a George Strait meet-and-greet. It’ll be all the way around the neighborhood.”
Bring it, Nail. We’re ready to get in line.