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Life Lessons from Still The King

Sweatpants Are For Quitters

Still The King‘s Vernon Brown isn’t exactly known for making the right decisions. In fact, his lapses in judgement took him from the top of the country charts to the bottom bunk in prison.

Vernon does drugs

However, his newfound knowledge that he has a 15-year-old daughter (Charlotte) seems to be causing him to change for the better.

Between Vernon’s attempts at being fatherly and the strange wisdom of the rest of the cast, it’s safe to say we’ve learned a lot from the first five episodes of Still The King.

  1. Dress for success.

    sweatpants
  2. Hydrate appropriately.

    long-island
  3. Be whoever you want to be.

    Elvis and Preacher
  4. Punctuality is key.

    dont-be-late
  5. Embrace your past.

    porta-poty-baby
  6. Lying is wrong.

  7. Surround yourself with positive people.

    food-mood
  8. Eat before you attempt to solve any crimes.

    hungry
  9. Listen to your elders.

    drugs

Don’t miss more valuable life lessons on new episodes of Still The King Sundays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on CMT.

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