Jason Aldean stands on the peak of Billboard’s country airplay chart this week with “Lights Come On,” concluding a 15-week climb.
Other than these two remarkables, the charts are pretty bleak, boasting only one new album and two new songs.
The album is Milton Patton’s self-titled EP bowing at No. 50.
The No. 2 through No. 5 albums, in that order, are Chris Stapleton’s Traveller (last week’s No. 1), Cole Swindell’s You Should Be Here, the multi-artists package Now That’s What I Call Country, Volume 9 and Maren Morris’ Hero.
Typographical terrorism is what you get when a slip on the keyboard recasts Blake Shelton’s “She’s Got a Way With Words” into “She’s Got a Way With Worms,” Jason Aldean’s “Lights Come On” into “Tights Come On,” Runaway June’s “Lipstick” into “Dipstick” and High Valley’s “Make You Mine” into “Make You Mime.”
What we face here is a clear and present danger from which spell-check won’t save you.