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Bachelorette Weekend: Recap, Season 1, Episode 3

The United States...of Britney.

God Bless America…and the United States of Britney if this bachelorette has her way.

Last night on an all-new episode of Bachelorette Weekend, the team meets their biggest party yet: a very patriotic, high-maintenance bride-to-be (her words, not ours) and her thirteen best gals.

Yes, you read that right: THIRTEEN.

Meanwhile, Nicole has her own love life to worry about–Robbie sends her on a blind date.

Buckle up, it gets real.

  1. Money, Money, Money

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    Robbie is worried about the company’s financial situation, and you know? We get that. Being the boss ain’t easy.

  2. United States of Britney

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    But we can’t focus on that. Bachelorette Britney is on the way. And we can’t wait, girl.

  3. Woooooo!

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    But she and the girls already got the party started…and so it begins.

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  4. Oh, Desiree

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    We have a new term: Maid of Honor Zilla. (Again, her words not ours.)

  5. That you, Cupid?

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    Nicole’s blind date is…interesting. We’re reserving our judgment on this one…for now.

  6. GO PREDS!

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    The hockey jersey was the perfect touch. Well done, Robbie.

  7. The Nose Plug

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    And this is the moment where we realize that our girl Britney is fading…

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  8. The MVP

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    Liz, you cleaned up so much vomit this weekend, you deserve a double bonus, you champ.

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  9. TEN. STARS.

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    Overall, everyone survived and had a big time. Well done, team.

  10. America!

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    Yeah, baby.

All-new episodes of Bachelorette Weekend air Thursday nights at 11 PM Eastern on CMT. Join the conversation on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram with the hashtag #BWCMT.