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Thank God, Blake Shelton is already married. Because after reading the latest issue of Cosmopolitan, I'm beginning to think his expectations of girl perfection are a little too lofty. Here's what he wants (or, wanted, before he fell in love with Miranda Lambert) in a girl: "No guy wants to hear constant chatter, and some women do that because of nerves. It's much more attractive to a guy when you're cool and collected," said the man of 8,000 tweets. Shelton also says, "I've always liked it when a woman can blend in with my friends and not just sit in a corner." I wonder if he'd do the same for her and blend in with her girlfriends. Another quality he thinks guys look for in a girl? "Every guy wants the kind of woman who is OK going to a sports bar," he says. So, in conclusion, if you want to snag a guy like Shelton, maybe the best advice is to be quiet, go to sports bars and hang with guys.