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Everyone is doing it. They are compiling things that girls, single girls, married girls, guys, dads, teenagers, moms, monks and others say into videos that are half hysterical, half true. And while I don't have the budget to make videos for this blog, I can certainly come up with things we country fans say over and over. I know, because I've been saying these things for years. Feel free to add your own.
I love this song.
I love that song.
This sing is so my life.
OMG. This is my absolute favorite song of all time.
There's no other music I can really relate to.
That song? That was their second single off their ninth album. It went to No. 3 on the charts.
Dierks Bentley? Those curls? Oh, my God.
My front row seats were only $400 each. So, not expensive at all.
Why yes, this is a T-shirt is from Brad Paisley's Time Well Wasted 2006 tour.
I have 10 radio request lines on speed dial.
When I get married, I'm going to have a reception just like Miranda and Blake's.
I love that song about that guy who falls in love but he can't get the nerve to tell her.
Banjos make me want to dance.
This Tim McGraw album is his best one ever.
Kellie Pickler's the new Dolly Parton.
Garth Brooks is my Waylon Jennings.
Lady Antebellum's the country Fleetwood Mac.
Hunter Hayes is the guy's version of Taylor Swift.
Nicole Kidman was the best thing to ever happen to Keith Urban's songwriting.
When I give to charity, I only give to St. Jude's.
I have the presale codes memorized hours before the presale starts.
American Idol will never find another Carrie Underwood.
I only follow country singers on Twitter.
One time, I stood in line for autographs at Fan Fair until I'd met them all.
I wear my fan club lanyard with pride.
Nashville songwriters are like modern-day poets.
Country singers are so normal.
Does the merch tent take Visa?