Married ... With Children   -  Episode List

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  • God Help Ye Merry Bundymen

    Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the nativity scene,...

  • The Juggs Have Left the Building

    Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.

  • A Bundy Thanksgiving

    Al goes to look for his aunt's pie but finds she is dead.

  • Spring Break (2)

    When Al finds that the bikini competition Jefferson is judging has a $100,000 prize, he has Kelly enter and Griff and him become judges to pick Kelly. When,...

  • Spring Break (1)

    During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort...

  • I Can't Believe It's Butter

    Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.

  • Bearly Men

    Al and Bud go hunting with Peggy's dad so that he well get back together with her mother.

  • Ship Happens (2)

    The Bundys' and D'Arcy's Caribbean cruise is ruined when the ship sinks.

  • Ship Happens (1)

    The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

  • Get the Dodge Outta Hell

    On their way to Wanker County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

  • No Pot to Pease In

    Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.

  • Kelly Breaks Out

    Kelly's zit ruins her beer commercial.

  • Al Goes Deep

    Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.

  • Field of Screams

    Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted...

  • Honey, I Blew Up Myself

    Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.

  • The Worst Noel

    Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.

  • Change for a Buck

    Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.

  • A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?

    When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

  • Go for the Old

    Al competes in an athletic championship for seniors.

  • You Can't Miss

    Bud appears on a game show for single men. Meanwhile, Al and Peg doesn't sleep for days and Kelly fears that there is a conspiracy against her.

  • Heels on Wheels

    Kelly buys a motorcycle, which upsets the rest of the family who find it unsafe.

  • It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

    Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

  • The Wedding Show

    Al becomes frustrated when Peggy can't decide what to wear to a family wedding. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride and Kelly spends time with the...

  • Christmas

    Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

  • Just Shoe It

    Al gets to star in an athletic shoe commercial.

  • I Who Have Nothing

    Al discovers that he truly has no possessions of his own, and decides to get back one of the things that truly meant a lot to him - his championship game ball.

  • You Better Shop Around (2)

    The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges...

  • You Better Shop Around (1)

    Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundys to move into a supermarket.

  • Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

    Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.

  • Oldies but Young 'Uns

    Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

  • A Man's Castle

    Al is horrified when Peggy completly redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink

  • The Godfather

    Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

  • One Down, Two to Go

    Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.

  • The Dance Show

    Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man,...

  • The Unnatural

    Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by...

  • We'll Follow the Sun

    On Labor Day weekend, Al decides to take the family for a vacation and see America by car, but they end up being stuck in a huge traffic jam on the Chicago...

  • Yard Sale

    After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.

  • Peggy Made a Little Lamb

    Peggy must repeat Home Ec class to get her high school diploma.

  • Peggy Turns 300

    Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats...

  • You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (2)

    Al, Bud and Kelly arrive in Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy completely broke, and they must find a way to raise some money to get back home.

  • You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em (1)

    Peggy takes Marcy on a trip to Las Vegas to get over her divorce from Steve.

  • Rock and Roll Girl

    Kelly becomes a rock and roll singer with Bud as her agent.

  • A Taxing Problem

    After Peggy lied on the Bundy taxes, Al has to find a quick way to raise money for the audit, and when a couple offers good money for Peggy's hair, Al must...

  • Who'll Stop the Rain

    Al's pride and "do-it-yourself" beliefs annoys the rest of the family when Al decides to fix the leaking roof himself.

  • It's a Bundyful Life (2)

    Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

  • It's a Bundyful Life (1)

    Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.

  • Oh, What a Feeling

    Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.

  • Hot off the Grill

    Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers

  • Life's a Beach

    When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

  • Married ... with Prom Queen: the Sequel (2)

    Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the...

  • Married ... with Prom Queen (1)

    Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain...

  • The House That Peg Lost

    Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades...

  • A Three Job, No Income Family

    Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

  • Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

    Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

  • My Mom, the Mom

    Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after...

  • The Bald and the Beautiful

    Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

  • Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)

    A high school football player is threatening to break Al's Polk High record of scoring the most touchdowns in a single season. Kelly joins the cheerleading...

  • I'm Going to Sweatland

    Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

  • All in the Family

    Peg's hillbilly relatives from Wanker county pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is...

  • Father Lode

    Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al's wallet.

  • Build a Better Mousetrap

    A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home.Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to tear the house...

  • You Better Watch Out

    This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn't open up, and he falls off his sleigh and onto the...

  • How do You Spell Revenge?

    Al tries to improve Peg's softball skills while Kelly's boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

  • Alley of the Dolls

    Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player...

  • Born to Walk

    Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.

  • For Whom the Bell Tolls

    The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and the...

  • If I Were a Rich Man

    Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking...

  • Poppy's By the Tree (2)

    Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it's up to Al to save her.

  • Poppy's By the Tree (1)

    In the second season opener, the Bundy's go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble heads their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists,...
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