The artists, presenters and performers at the 2016 CMT Music Awards on Wednesday (June 8) never leave the show empty handed. Because even if they don’t take home a trophy, they take home swag.

So much swag, in fact, it won’t even fit in one bag.

And this is really, really impressive swag, most of which is inside a buttery soft Mamuye Tote bag. There’s a high-end TYME styling iron that works like a flat iron and a curling iron, a pair of healthy chemical AILA nail polishes, a Corkcicle tumbler that keeps drinks cold for nine hours (a must in the heat of CMA Fest week), a robust bottle of Crown Royal whisky, bourbon-infused Northern White Birch toothpicks, a Filson logger mesh cap, an American Airlines Mophie phone case for the busiest smartphone users -- and a Draper James case from Reese Witherspoon for the most stylish smartphone users.

Even Carrie Underwood’s Calia brand has a workout headband in the bag, which would come in very handy when working off the box of Bourbon Nib Brittle from Olive & Sinclair.

The tiniest thing in the bag(s) is a Hisy wireless smartphone camera remote, so you can take perfect selfies even if you don’t have long arms.

And that is literally not even the half of it. The gifts also include:

Arthur George statement socks from Robert Kardashian’s line

Twisted J T-shirt from the Texas boutique

Seraphine Design mixed stone bracelet

Brooke Worthington jewelry

Amano Studio gold-star cluster earrings

Oilio e Osso lips/face/body balm

Little Barn Apothecary body mist

Little Seed Farm elasticity serum

J. R. Watkins hand cream

Aveeno Active Naturals lotion

Thistle Farms lavender lotion

Los Pablanos lavender mist

Two Roast coffee

Grounds & Hounds coffee

Walker Feed Co. cocktail mixer

Barsmith cocktail mixer

The Willow Tree’s handmade bar cutting board

Juice Plus water bottle, workout towel and Juice + bar

Nature’s Bakery fig bars

Shotwell bourbon-infused Celtic-salted caramels

Walter Creek gourmet caramels

Nashville Jam Company Strawberry Jalapeno Jam

Papyrus greeting cards

Sugarboo Designs gift pack

Southern Firefly Candle Co. natural soy candle

You’re Invited Nashville candle

Linnea’s Lights small-batch candle

In Blue Handmade leather luggae tag

LuMee phone case with front-facing LED lights