Zach Bryan is wrestling Ticketmaster to the floor, and he’s using humor to pin the conglomerate’s shoulders to the mat.
Bryan just revealed the dates for his Burn Burn Burn American Tour 2023, and for the most part, he’s not using Ticketmaster.
Bryan has been open about his disdain for the ticketing giant and its exorbitant prices. He shared his ticketing plans and goal to keep costs down in a two-minute, Office-inspired social media clip featuring comedian Theo Von.
“I’ve tried my best to make tickets as affordable as possible for the Burn Burn Burn Tour,” Bryan said.
Von puts his face in the copy machine and explains how ticketing will work.
Tickets will be sold through Fair AXS to keep prices down and scalpers at bay. Fans can register for the chance to buy them at www.axs.com/zachbryan through January 29 at 10 p.m. ET. People will be selected randomly to buy tickets costing $40 - $130, with added service fees of $10 to $20 per ticket.
According to the video, AXS is for Bryan’s headlining dates only. Festival dates are out of his control.
“What’s up, you little orange-loving, happy and sad at the same time Zach Bryan, cult-worshipping good people of America? It’s your boy himself, the Lord’s oyster,” the comedian said. “And I’m here to tell you exactly how this shit’s gonna go down. Tickets will start at $40 and won’t be higher than $130. Service fees will be as low as $10 and no higher than $20 per ticket, plus credit card fees and state taxes, that Zach and his sound homies have no control over.”
Von, his mullet in full flow, said: “There will be absolutely no bullshit at all, no hidden fees or ninja pricing.”
Fans selected for tickets will begin receiving emails on February 13 with more information.
Register at www.axs.com/ZachBryan.
Bryan tweeted: “We’re out here fighting the good fight with these human snakes at ticketing companies and dark art bots on the internet. Good luck, and here’s to fair pricing for all. Touch nut homies, and God Speed.”
Bryan’s Burn Burn Burn Tour is 28 dates and runs May 10 – August 30.
Burn Burn Burn American Tour dates:
April 15 – Georgetown, TX @ Two Step Inn Festival*
May 10 – Charlottesville, VA @ John Paul Jones Arena
May 12 – Worcester, MA @ DCU Center
May 13 – Wilkes-Barre, PA @ Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza
May 15 – Duluth, GA @ Gas South Arena
May 19 – Houston, TX @ Toyota Center
May 20 – New Orleans, LA @ Smoothie King Center
May 23 – Jacksonville, FL @ VyStar Veterans Memorial Arena
May 24 – N. Charleston, SC @ North Charleston Coliseum
May 26 – Albany, NY @ MVP Arena
May 28 – London, ON @ Budweiser Gardens
May 31 – Philadelphia, PA @ Wells Fargo Center
June 2 – Cleveland, OH @ Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse
June 3 – Lexington, KY @ Railbird Festival*
June 23 – New York, NY @ Forest Hills Stadium
June 26 – Denver, CO @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre
June 27 – Denver, CO @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre
July 7 – Milwaukee, WI @ Summerfest*
July 13 – Chicago, IL @ Windy City Smokeout*
July 14-16 – Whitefish, MT @ Under the Big Sky Festival*
July 20-July 22 – Cullman, AL @ Rock the South*
August 5 – St. Charles, IA @ Hinterland Music Festival*
August 7 – Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena
August 9 – Minneapolis, MN @ Target Center
August 11 – Tulsa, OK @ BOK Center
August 14 – Sioux Falls, SD @ Denny Sanford PREMIER Center
Aug. 17 – Nampa, ID @ Ford Idaho Center
Aug. 19 – Las Vegas, NV @ T-Mobile Arena
August 20 – Bakersfield, CA @ Mechanics Bank Arena
August 21 – Oakland, CA @ Oakland Arena
August 23 – Los Angeles, CA @ Crypto.com Arena
August 25 – Glendale, AZ @ Desert Diamond Arena
August 27 – Wichita, KS @ INTRUST Bank Arena
August 29 – Lincoln, NE @ Pinnacle Bank Arena
August 30 – Kansas City, MO @ T-Mobile Center