If you need some inspiration while writing out your new year’s resolutions, look no further. Party Down South’s Daddy shares his list of do’s and don’ts.
1. Put twice as many in the pretzel this year as I did last year. We’re taking pretzelin’ to the fifth power!
2. Look more my age. Maybe the haters are right, and I should lose the frosted tips…
3. Not sharing my funnel. You never know where people’s mouths have been.
4. Stay a Daddy not a Dad. I don’t do diapers.
5. Throw the I-don’t-give-a-damn card out the window on my way to the party house this season.
6. More Fireball, hold the Jager.
7. Remember to take Blowfish for my hangover.
8. Go to the UK, and visit our fans!
9. Get it goin’ like it’s never been got before.
10. Take funneling to the next level. That’s my resolution every year.