Ever wonder what's going through the hopefuls' minds while trying out for the team? Wonder no more.
Before the season premiere of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders tonight, Aug. 6, at 11/10c, we've carefully examined the trailer. And through scientific facial recognition (just kidding), we can almost pinpoint their thoughts through the journey.
1. Initial Tryouts.
What they're really thinking: If all else fails, I'm taking these dance moves straight to the club tonight!
2. Dream Squashing.
What they're really thinking: Just smile when you cry, and it won't look like you're crying.
3. Practicing High Kicks.
What she's really thinking: I'm trying! Wait, what does "fan your legs" mean???
4. Group Dancing.
What she's really thinking: Hey, at least I get to have pizza tonight? Watch a movie?
5. The Jump Split.
What they're really thinking: Ya, that's going to leave a mark...
6. Receiving Feedback.
What the hopefuls are really thinking: Now, I'm scared.
7. The Uniform.
What she's really thinking: I bet if I make a joke, these shorts won't look as short.
8. The Famous Hair Flip.
What they're really thinking: My hair better not stick to my frickin' lip gloss!